You Are Stuffed!

stuff

Hello! My Name is Stuff.

Buy me, buy me and you’ll be happier.

Buy me, buy me and you’ll be more successful.

Hey, I’m even a designer brand so buy me, buy me and you’ll be even more successful!

You don’t have the money?

Oh, that is no problem at all. Borrow money to get me. It’s easy. I’m worth it. You want me don’t you?

And just think how cooooooool you’ll be with me.

Buy me, buy me.

Buy me now. Don’t wait.

Everyone is borrowing, borrowing to buy me so it must be okay?

Buy me now. Put me on your credit card or ask for a loan. They are easy to come by.

But then……

Ooooooops, so you are not as happy as you thought you might be with me?

Easily fixed. Buy more of me. Borrow more. Buy more stuff.

Ohhhhh. So you’re feeling a little stressed with the mounting debt and the interest you have to pay for me.

But keep working, working, working and you’ll eventually pay me off. Maybe!

Forget about wanting to spend more time with those you love.

Forget about wanting time to do the things you love.

You love me more, don’t you?

No? What!

You’d rather spend more time with those you love than working to pay for me?

You’d rather spend more time doing the things you love, than paying for me?

Well I’ve got news for you.

You have to keep working to pay for me.

I own you.

You are stuffed!

Gotcha 🙂

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